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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

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almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

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godtie:

How to get me to unfollow you immediately:

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louderthanbobombs:

"The Norton Critical Edition of A Clockwork Orange is based on the first British edition and includes Burgess’s original final chapter. It is accompanied by Mark Rawlinson’s preface, explanatory annotations, and textual notes. A glossary of the Russian-origin terms that inspired Alex’s dialect is provided to illustrate the process by which Burgess arrived at the distinctive style of this novel."

GIMME.

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punkisdadd:

im 96% annoying and 4% a clockwork orange references

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We can destroy what we have written but we cannot unwrite it.
A Clockwork Orange (1971)

We can destroy what we have written but we cannot unwrite it.

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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gonzomessiah:

"if you’re saying i play favorites you’re wrong i love all my children equally"

[earlier that day] “i don’t care for fredo”

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Tony Soprano & Dr. Jennifer Melfi

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Tony Soprano & Dr. Jennifer Melfi

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"Are you crying? What’s the matter?"
"I don’t know, just look at it.”

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